Jorie Mar
1 min readMay 8, 2020

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Thanks so much, mari, Theresa Hammond, and AFR! Mari, I think I can be a busy-body, LOL. It’s weird that the squirrels in the Gardens don’t dig up the tulips. Maybe the private security force comes around and injects the squirrels with tranquilizers. Or maybe they feed them something that tastes even better than tulip bulbs. I hope they don’t poison them. I’ve seen some squirrels there, but now that I think about it, fewer than I’ve seen in the surrounding streets. Also, few or no pigeons(?) I’ll look for them on my next walk.

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Jorie Mar
Jorie Mar

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Semi-hopeful New Yawka. Baby boomer. Inactive attorney. Content mill veteran. Aspiring humor writer. semihopeful@gmail.com Twitter: @semihopeful

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